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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.
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Mopetron
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: moh-pet-tron
Sentence: Hammy the cat's mopetronic behaviour was starting to creep her out, the constant eye contact and weird little grunts he made by his empty food dish - he would lay there all day until she fed him again. If Hammy could talk he would say, "You must tell me how beautiful I am daily, and you must pet me when I want you to, not only that YOU are MY slave, you do what I want when I want."
Etymology: moron (a stupid dimwit) + pet (domesticated tamed animal companion)
Bimpet
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: Bim pet
Sentence: My cat is such a bimpet; cute but stupid
Etymology: bimbo + pet
Rolypolly
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roh-lee-po-lee
Sentence: "Polly wants a cracker", a phrase repeated and reacted upon so many times that Polly is a rolypolly.
Etymology: rolly-poly (short and plumply round, as a person or a young anima) polly (a tame parrot)
Dumbesticated
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: dum est ik ay ted
Sentence: Totally dumbesticated, it was amazing barfield still remembered to breathe occasionally.
Etymology: domesticated, dumb
Adorablob
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ədôrəbläb
Sentence: Wes thinks he owns a cat. He is wrong. That thing that eats cat food, purrs when scratched is not a cat at all. Cats are barely domesticated creatures that hunt mice and other small critters. Cats are agile and light of foot. Wes’ pet is none of these. What he has is an adorablob, a cute, treat eating, litter soiling lump of fur with the about as much ambition of a sofa cushion. Last week Wes had to trap and remove a mouse that was starting to establish a nest on Fatty McButterpants’ belly.
Etymology: adorable (inspiring great affection; delightful; charming) + blob (an indeterminate mass or shape)
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COMMENTS:
"Fatty McButterpants"! That's great! ...Although it reminds me of NJ Governor Christie, who is not so cuddly.... - karenanne, 2010-11-05: 13:15:00
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Catastrophy
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: cat as tro fee
Sentence: As pets go, Felix was a catastrophy...lazy, stupid, house-wrecking cute ball of adorable feline.
Etymology: Cat ( feline pet) & Catastrophe (disaster) & Trophy (award, token)
Dimyum
Created by: fabdiva
Pronunciation: dim-yum
Sentence: Linda often wondered why her dimyum always licked himself in front of guests.
Etymology: Dim - stupid or slow to understand. Yum - delicious
Prefurred
Created by: readerwriter
Pronunciation: pree-fuhrrd
Sentence: "Who is my Little Man?" the master always asked and then answered, "I am...I'm your Little Man." The L.M. knew it wasn't the dog who had to live outside. He, the Little Man, knew he was prefurred. Who else had people talking for him? Who else got to sleep on every couch and bed in a stream of sunshine throughout every day? Who else got to lick clean every bowl of yoghurt or ice cream? Who else got his ears and neck rubbed until his eyes rolled back in his head? Who else got to manipulate (manipawlate?) to shreds with impunity (impawnity?) every soft coverlet and carpet in the house? No one else--no one, but The Little Man...that's who!
Etymology: Using PREFERRED, meaning to be favored + FUR, meaning an animal skin, hair
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COMMENTS:
You gave us great paws for laughter! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:22:00
Just fur laughs... - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:21:00
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Labradoh
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: lab rad oh
Sentence: the only difference between Fifi and her darling labradoh was that only one of them was a natural blonde
Etymology: labrador doh
Catankerous
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: cat - tank - ur - us
Sentence: Mr. Whistkas is the most catankerous cat on the face of the earth but he is loved by all because he is sooo cute!
Etymology: cat + cantankerous
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COMMENTS:
Wonderful blend! - silveryaspen, 2009-04-23: 10:14:00
Catalytic, man! - Nosila, 2009-04-23: 19:18:00
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Comments:
Verbotomy - 2009-04-23: 00:01:01
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
mrskellyscl - 2009-04-23: 07:31:00
The cat in the drawing looks just like Cartman:)
Verbotomy - 2009-04-24: 10:31:00
Yes, he has the same body type (fat) and the same eyes (mischievous). Thanks! ~James
Verbotomy - 2010-11-05: 00:15:00
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James